It's Buy My Book Time!
What is that crazy monster doing now? If you love your local bookstore, it is waiting for you there on the shelf. If you ordered online, it is on its way to your house. Maybe it's already there!
The Love Monster is now available online and in many bookstores, like this one: http://www.collected-works.com/
If you haven't decided yet if it's a good idea to buy my book, this person says that reading it is good for you, especially if you find yourself worrying about being kidnapped by aliens: http://findingthebookthatheals.blogspot.ca/2012/04/is-alien-lurking-near-you.html
Even if you aren't worried now, you might be some day. You never know. Better buy the book just in case.